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Kagro in the Morning


Aug 2, 2019

David Waldman sends us into the weekend with his usual Friday panoply:

The CEO of Overstock was on a nice little weekend peace hunt at a libertarian convention and just ended up having sex with Maria Butina. No surprise there... it happens. But then the FBI wanted him to do it again, and that is where he draws the line.

Breakout Presidential Apprentice star John Ratcliffe, who excelled in the conspiracy mongering, toadying, and bullshitting contestant categories, now shows if he can lie with the best of them.

The FBI sees conspiracy theories as the new domestic terrorism threat that they’ve read a lot about on 4Chan, lately.

Leningrad Lindsey Graham performed his weekly Kavanaugh on the Senate floor, this time breaking 4 of his committee’s 10 rules, while members of the central politburo snickered behind him. This incensed Senator Patrick Leahy to the point of rending the rulebook he’d let the Republicans slide on, if he was in charge.

Elijah Cummings house is broken into, Trump sneers… or was it the other way around?

An impeachment inquiry is supported by a majority of Democratic House members... who by the way have already started.

Stormy Daniels continues to more of a pain in the butt that Donald Trump initially expected. Several Ohio police officers have still been chafing a bit as well.