Dec 31, 2021
New Year's Eve! Last KITM of the year, the month, the week, and probably even of today. David Waldman celebrates like he did last week for Christmas Eve, by detailing various blood-curdling tales of horror.
Colorado is being decimated by sudden and fast-moving wildfires… like, 100 mph fast. They would welcome the fish raining from the sky in Texarkana.
Last week the LAPD came to a bicycle lock fight armed to take out the suspect and any Quinceañera shoppers nearby. That officer has been named, but not yet named “Officer of the Year”, a title often bestowed to police right before they’re pulled into court. After 4 killings a Pennsylvania trooper was honored as if he reached a new level on Duck Hunter.
Vladimir Putin sure does miss the former guy. So much so that he just might turn the United States into a pile of radioactive ash and have us buried in stacks of four, covered in lime, and packed down with a bulldozer.
If Putin doesn’t take us out, the US military might in 2024.
US Attorney Byung Pak quit rather than be fired to pave the way for the 2020 overthrow, as per his Senate testimony.
The most successful Republican, achieving MAGA ideological goals while retaining the love and support of Democrats, is John Roberts.
The search continues for Florida man Ronald Dion DeSantis who recently fled deep into his alligator and COVID infested state and hasn’t been seen since.
If you think Omicron has hit the US, you don’t know the half of it. England is being walloped right now, and they have a government that’s been nice to them.