Jun 5, 2020
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David Waldman drops us off safely at another weekend, let’s all try to make it back here safe.
Donald Trump can’t even golf, the news is so beautiful. We’re in the money! Employment has dived to still-depression levels. Trump says he couldn’t have done it if it wasn’t for the guidance of George Floyd’s angel. Trump’s off to Maine, where the plan is to make the streets run red with domination.
ACORN rerouted a caravan of voter fraud busses out of
Guatemala to Indiana, loading 250 Antifa
super-soldiers to each bus for a raid on Chicago, but quick-thinking Fox-watching police
made them disappear into thin air. Oh
wait! They’ve been sighted heading into Idaho! They’re back
in Indiana! 6,000 — One terrorist for each of the population of the town of
Notre Dame! Oh no, while we were distracted, a busload
camper of 4 terrorists campers that rioted in
drove through Forks, WA were
caught are suing, hopefully. Pray that we all
make it through tonight.
James O’Keefe infiltrated the past and discovered antifa headquarters in the heart of Portlandia.
Back in the real world, actual soldiers caravan into Washington DC to crack a few heads. An elderly man in Buffalo triggered blue rage by attempting to return a helmet. Bethesda, MD police are looking for a bicyclist assaulting kids that were posting George Floyd signs. That should be easy, they just need to find a guy that looks just like a cop. Maybe police are a mistake.
DC’s Mayor, Muriel Bowser, increases the police budget by $19 million… But sent a big message to the world this morning, and might have a few more things up her sleeve. Authorities always need more money for more domination.
The New York Times is about 200 years old and hopes to establish a method of administering its standards soon. In the meantime, occasional fascist propaganda might leak through. The Times shouldn’t challenge its readers with lies, however.