Today on KITM: David Waldman tackles the inconvenient placement of Yom Kippur, “Talk Like a Pirate Day” (arr) and psychic vampire vaginal egg skimmers (arr). Don’t look for those at Toys 'R Us, they’re bankrupt. (arr)
Donald Trump made Robert Newton sound like Trevor Howard as he told the United Nations that he will destroy Rocket Man, totally, believe me, once he razes this UN dump.
Donald Jr. works to keep his secrets, even though it’s Eric that tried to hold a secret event at a Trump club. They just can’t keep enough of the nosy people out.
Trump told you he was being wiretapped! Soon, we will find out why.
Fox’s first rule about the sex-cult: Don’t talk about the sex-cult. Soon, Miss Universe 2013 will bite Donald harder than a Moscow hooker.
Warren Buffett knew the S&P 500 index would outperform a portfolio of funds of hedge funds, once the managers took their piece.
Republicans are desperate, in a corner, out of time, and quit caring a long time ago, so...