Wed, 20 September 2017
Sorry, no penis weightlifting do’s and don’ts today. However, between David Waldman and Greg Dworkin, today’s KITM manages to address all other conceivable topics — with the exception of those David reserved for tomorrow’s KITM Rosh Hashanah Special... Stay tuned!
Fury! As if what the public feels truly matters. It’s not just our opinion though, we need to win. Jimmy Kimmel has a right to be furious. Bill Cassidy doesn’t need to lie, it just helps. Republican Senators blow a Category 5 anal smoke hurricane. CBO? What’s a CBO?
People buying MAGA hats knew, deep down, their money would be paying Donald’s legal bills, but so did the big donors. Nearly a dozen cities are calling on Congress to impeach Trump over foreign emoluments. Someone figured out that the United States Coast Guard administers the charge card program for the Department of Homeland Security!
The Free Telegraph is the new Republican fake news you’ll soon be seeing cited.
The day a doctor’s husband leaves her and her house is burgled, she began research on saving women from cancer.