Tue, 26 March 2019
William, Bill (just don’t call him Bob) Barr’s summary of the Mueller Report is awful, sure, but in his defense, he didn’t have to write a good one. Barr made a hot take on deadline, which was exactly what his bosses wanted, and all that Republicans have needed since the 2000 election.
My job is much tougher. Today, for two hours, David Waldman and Armando talked about the politics and realpolitik behind the scenes, the structure of laws, rules and precedent supporting it all, and how and where it really doesn’t matter. Really, I can’t do it justice. You will need to listen to all of it, maybe twice, to get all the details.
Now that the DOJ has killed the Mueller threat, it’s time to move on to killing healthcare. Republicans zeroed out the penalty for being uninsured under the Affordable Care Act, and now hope to zero out the whole thing. David and Armando talk about the politics, yes politics, behind the decisions of the Supreme Court.
Mon, 25 March 2019
Good news. Robert Mueller and his gang of 13 angry Democrats were completely exonerated in all deep-state witch-hunt allegations this weekend. Mueller can finally kick back at his local golf course, once he handed off his report to AG William Barr, who pretty much already had his summary written and only had to press send on Sunday. Celebrations commence at the Capital, and also at the White House.
KITM’s work has only just begun, however. David Waldman calls on Greg Dworkin and Armando to get us back on our feet and back to work. Journalists did a good job, and now need to keep it up. Legal experts, including Armando, are questioning the rationales supporting the Barr report. Also, even though there is a lot to discuss in the Barr report, it is NOT the Mueller report, not even close, so we really need to see that.
Is this the long anticipated pivot towards the one world order of transnational white nationalists lead by Vladimir Putin? Wait, who was waiting for that?
Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi, who is looking pretty smart again, will be moving forward with ACA 2.0. aka HR5155. Stephen Moore knows the quickest way to Trump’s heart, and puckers up for a Federal Reserve seat. Are we heading for a recession? You read this and tell me. In Parkland, Florida leaders react and take steps, several years too late.
Fri, 22 March 2019
David Waldman never said the live simultaneous engineering, producing and hosting of KITM was easy, and he never will after maneuvering through today’s production hassles. One thing he has always said though, is that KITM welcomes pre-recorded submissions, and so this morning David brought out two guests to broaden our discussions and understanding of events going into the weekend:
First up, The most REASONABLE man in America, Darwin H. M., aka @Darwin_Darko, to alert us that a US Navy warship has been quarantined at sea for over 2 months because of a rare virus outbreak similar to the mumps.
Once again, Donald Trump is just such an incredible dick. And, he also lies all of the time. Trump will lie between each of his lies before you can even catch a breath. Bob Kerrey demands, “Let’s see those X-rays!”
Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump often tell the truth, just not to you, and they will erase it so you will never find out. Looks as if Cindy Yang invited several Chinese businessmen down to Massage-a-Lago to try out the “beautiful piece of chocolate cake”… which they call “the #4” down in the spa area.
At Boeing, safety is extra.
Thu, 21 March 2019
This morning, KITM World Headquarters took tentative steps towards inclusivity, by attempting to unite PCs and Macs in an initially uneasy truce. David Waldman checked in with his IT guy, Greg Dworkin, and they got to talking about politics:
New Zealand shows the world how representative government works, by banning military-style semiautomatic weapons and assault rifles less than a week after its tragedy.
Donald Trump gave John McCain the funeral he wanted (one without Donald Trump) but John’s thank you card must have been delayed in transit. Senator Johnny Isakson places Trump in his basket of deplorables, at least until the next Gop vote comes up. Republicans don’t mind Trump’s lies that much, but are really irritated when he tells the truth.
Appraisals of Democrat’s campaign launches are in... pre-Biden that is. Does the number of small donors determine how closely a candidate will follow the will of the people? If so, will “Devin Nunes’ Cow” lead the herd? Bernie Sander’s electability argument becomes tougher for him if he isn’t electable. Some 2020 Democrats back Liberals’ goals, which is fine, because most Americans do too.
Friendless, empty, singularly self-serving nihilist Mitch McConnell is the closest thing Donald Trump will ever have to a soul-mate.
Donald laid his wall down somewhere, and it was lost, but then it was found that local Mexicans were putting it to good use. The White House will empty out its international graft piggy bank to pay for the wall. Jared Kushner, the world’s most absent-minded super-genius, forgot to apply for certificates of occupancy for 9 of his buildings.
How does Hope Hicks do it? Democrats hope to ask her that soon.
Donald Trump didn’t say he was going to make the Mueller report public, so don’t ever believe him, even after you see it in writing. James Comey isn’t even sure if a subpoena would work in obtaining an unredacted copy.
Wed, 20 March 2019
Bernie Sanders’ latest hires roil the social media waters. Rod Rosenstein will be staying put for the time being, as we await the Mueller… whatever thingy. Daniel Dale presents another of his trademark catalogs of a particular genre of Trump lie.
Trump and George Conway are going at it on Twitter again. But at least Conway is alive, unlike Trump’s other favorite target, John McCain. About which, Sen. Johnny Isakson says he just might get riled up over that, soon.
Germans may love David Hasselhoff, but they’re not exactly loving 5G.
The New York State Attorney General says everything is just fine at the Trump Foundation.
Trump inserts himself into the life-and-death decision-making at the FAA after the latest Boeing crash, which is fine because he has a private jet. So, you know. There you go.
Tue, 19 March 2019
David Waldman welcomes Ian Reifowitz, author of The Tribalization of Politics: How Rush Limbaugh's Race-Baiting Rhetoric on the Obama Presidency Paved the Way for Trump to discuss the themes in his book and the rise of white nationalism, or transnationalism, as white power is protected and projected world-wide as quickly now and with more ease than face to face. Just ask the Virginia police officer caught working his High School beat to recruit and organize white supremacists (while also hoping to “downplay racism”). It is also apparent that pwning the libs is getting people killed. No joke: the man charged with Gambino family hit job showed up in court with “MAGA Forever” written on his hand. Ian explains that Democrats must call out Republican race-baiting to win voters of all races.
Mon, 18 March 2019
After its darkest day, New Zealand demonstrates that government is capable of acting quickly and efficiently on behalf of its citizens. Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern showed empathy and steel, compassion and resolve in her response to the white nationalist terrorist attack on Christchurch NZ mosque. Ardern promises new gun laws to pull New Zealand out of the hell we put ourselves into. Mosque attendee Abdul Aziz, armed with an empty gun and a credit card machine, heroically fought the shooter away, saving lives.
Back in the US, Donald Trump tweeted once for each death, and abstained from golf on Sunday... It isn’t complicated, Trump and his base are white supremacists, but Donald took the extra time and effort to be awful in all ways this weekend, not just in white supremacy. David Waldman and Greg Dworkin reviewed Trump’s latest insults to races, genders, intelligence, morality and Saturday Night Live reruns.
The Feds raided Elliott Broidy’s office for documents related to China, Saudi Arabia, and probably a few other very interesting things. How did this young Russian website bride go from inhaling NOx from a whipped cream bottle to running a modeling agency with access to Mar-A-Lago?
Meanwhile, 2020 Democrats want to build a movement. Andrew Yang has some bad ideas. Pete Buttigieg has some good ideas. “Bill de Blasio” is a terrible idea, while some think “Beto O’Rourke” is a pretty awesome one.
Daily Kos goes down in the history books, or at least an AP Comparative Government textbook.
Fri, 15 March 2019
Well, today was the umpteenth time we’ve done the show under the cloud of a mass shooting. And although the shooting wasn’t here at home, yes, it’s still a “we” situation. More than that, we actually bear some responsibility for it.
It didn’t help matters that Trump had just finished threatening civil war if he doesn’t get his way on everything, forever and ever.
As fans of the show know, everything is always connected. And it wasn’t hard to connect events to the news that Connecticut’s highest court has ruled that a suit by the families of the Sandy Hook shooting against the makers of the “Bushmaster” AR-15 can go forward.
You want connections? Let’s talk, once again, and as complicated as it can be, about Rep. Ilhan Omar. No, seriously. There’s a new twist to this story, and maybe only KITM (though in all fairness we have to credit Politico) can make it about procedure! (Although I think it’s fair to say we have a way of making the story our own, for having covered the scourge of motions to recommit for… [checks notes]… a decade.)
Thu, 14 March 2019
Beto O'Rourke and his teeth have announced they are running for President. You know who else has big teeth? (I think those articles were about teeth, maybe. Who has the time anymore?) Greg Dworkin suggests skipping the human candidates and concentrating on their dogs. But who can choose between so many great contenders?
Donald Trump’s emergency is turning into a real one for him and his declaration. Mike Lee wanted to help Trump out, but Donald wasn’t interested. Nancy Pelosi, proponent of bipartisanship, saw some today with a 420-0 vote calling for the public release of the Mueller report. Mark Warner and Susan Collins introduced a bill to control how Trump grants and revokes security clearances.
The university bribing and cheating scandal shows that money is the real affirmative action scandal. As mom Lori Loughlin enters a holding cell, daughter Olivia Jade boards the USC Trustee Chairman’s yacht. Rick Singer set up a fake charity to mask bribes and payoffs from the IRS. The difference between corruption and philanthropy is the number of zeros on the check.
Fox News will have to lose a lot of money before they drop Tucker Carlson and Jeanine Pirro, and are well on their way to that goal. Jacob Wohl caught making death threats against Jacob Wohl. Matt Whitaker might be gone, but is still digging. Staunch Trump ally James Risch tried to temper bipartisan criticism to Trump's response to the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, but he sucks at his job.
Generic Dem edges out Donald in Florida, but won’t be the one running against him.
Wed, 13 March 2019
Today, we let everybody onto the show, and none of them even had to pay to cheat on their SATs! Greg Dworkin was here! Joan McCarter was here! Armando was here!
Paul Manafort, however, was back in court. And Matthew Whitaker was back before the House Judiciary Committee. And a couple dozen college kids and their naughty, naughty parents were stuck in social media purgatory. Better than where Tucker Carlson and Jeanine Pirro are stuck, though.
The past week or so has been no great shakes for Dotard J. Trump, either. His whipping effort on the border “emergency” may be doing more harm than good, and even House Republicans are looking to buy some distance from him. Nor are early Republican voters in Iowa too keen on him. And I don’t know if Trump loves New York, but New York(‘s Attorney General) doesn’t love him.
Still hung up on Pelosi’s comments on impeachment? You’re not alone. For one thing, Trump appears to have liked them. Although she doesn’t much like the idea of Pence’s proposed one-time pass for the boss. There’s still plenty about her with which we can be pleased.
So what should Dems be doing if they can take back control of the government?
Tue, 12 March 2019
David Waldman and son rushed off this morning to pick up some strep throat over at their 24/7 walk-in clinic waiting room... But not before one last healthy KITM:
Donald Trump’s DOA budget proposes $4.75 trillion in lies, tears and broken promises. He’ll plead ignorance, which sure would be the truth, but if he is lying, remember that Donald is fully capable of fighting for days over a single word. Trump won a 2018 golf championship without playing in it, a lie he somehow forged into truth. Jack Nicklaus takes Donald’s bullshit to make the flowers grow.
Is hanging too good for Donald Trump? Nancy Pelosi thinks Trump isn’t worth impeaching, or much of anything really. Ivanka and Jared don’t believe Daddy Mealticket is a racist or that you even heard that he was.
Mon, 11 March 2019
David Waldman's back up computer has whirred its last. It has shuffled off its Tesla coil. It is in eternal sleep mode. It’s more room temperature than usual. It is dead. We must all move on:
Greg Dworkin pays his respects with a bouquet of lovely spring polls. It’s Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, leading the pack for those that select names base on who they recognize. The two also lead in how long they’ve been hanging around. Candidates will soon be judged on the issues, also by if they are not “Howard Schultz”. Sherrod Brown throws his hat into the Vice Presidential ring.
Fox News is not home to the 2020 Democratic debates, but not coincidentally is the home to Tucker Carlson and Jeanine Pirro. Tucker and Jeanine’s Venn diagram of theocracy and child rape meets at white supremacy.
Being an old rich white guy is only half of how Paul Manafort got off so lightly. Trump-branded spas, escort services, and massage parlors is only half of why Cindy Yang peddled access to Donald Trump.
Oh look, the DOJ was cleaning out Matt Whitaker’s desk and found Jeff Sessions’ lock Hillary up letter.
Adding more justices to the Supreme Court was always somebody’s idea, but now it’s a Democratic one.
Fri, 8 March 2019
Great news for conversationalists and conversation devotees, every Friday David Waldman sends you into the weekend with guaranteed conversation starters… or enders, depending on who you are talking to:
Paul Manafort was sentenced to a few years in prison. Manafort could have gotten more, but laws haven’t applied to him before and Judge T. S. Ellis didn’t want to start now, as he still has a long life ahead of him. (the judge, that is)
A Scranton, PA dentist can’t fill out a state license request, but who cares when you know the king? Donald Trump isn’t that smart either, but who cares when you are the king? Roger Ailes tipped off Trump about Megyn Kelly’s 2016 debate questions.
Wilbur Ross not only broke the law, but a judge rules he violated the Constitution. The Trump inauguration took money from shell companies tied to foreigners. Jared Kushner kicked embassy staff out of his Mohammed bin Salman pocket. Donald Trump shakes down allies for another 50%.
The founder of the Florida spa renown for their rub & tugs, crank & yanks, poke & strokes, and that occasional “Hans Solo on the old Darth Vader”, enjoyed spending her time with Robert Kraft and Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago.
Yesterday, Democrats resolved to punch themselves in the head for the duration of their administration as House majority. Today, they cleaned up elections, protected voting rights, strengthened ethics laws, and limited dark money. If Democrats really want to heal America, Trump must be held accountable also.
Thu, 7 March 2019
In one of the oh so many moments we’ve all been waiting for, Paul Manafort will be sentenced in federal court today. Kirstjen Nielsen finally got to feel some oversight when confronted over family separation, caging of children, and the rejection of asylum seekers. Greg Dworkin joins in acknowledging the expertise of house members such as Lauren Underwood, Nanette Diaz Barragán, and others in their cross-examination of Nielsen.
The House Oversight Committee fears questioning Ivanka, Don Jr. and Eric, although unfortunately that is their job. David and Greg discuss how the resolution to terminate Trump’s emergency declaration doesn’t specify how it may lose privilege. Will that trip up Mitch McConnell? Nah. The Oversight Committee saves the nation one state at a time.
Howard Schultz puts together his team of Gop operatives to better handle whatever Gop operatives do. Andrew Yang and the Yang Gang connect with their Tucker Carlson watching 4chan base to win for the Dems in 2020.
White Evangelical male Republicans revel in their wait for the Rapture by watching Jewish Democrats in a public brawl with Muslims and women of color, staged in a ring assembled just for them in the center of the House floor... Oh well, Democrats had such big plans, too. Maybe the next time Dems win the House, life will be more fair, and people will be more understanding.
Wed, 6 March 2019
Ever consider designing your lifestyle around a 4-hour workweek? The computers at KITM World Headquarters gave that a try today and took a little “meditation break”. Never fear, David Waldman made some midair repairs, allowing Greg Dworkin and Joan McCarter to keep their Wednesday visit, and the show to go on:
Greg tells us the Democrats are not here to play games, but if they did, they’d still be winning. In America’s opinion, Donald Trump is losing in almost every way imaginable. As border apprehensions decline, family apprehensions surge. The U.S. trade deficit is at a 10 year high. Trump’s own executive branch is exploiting the dotard power vacuum. Bill Kristol thinks there might be room for a primary challenger, and Nancy Pelosi sees Texas as 2020 “ground zero”.
The Democrats aren’t planning to keel over waiting for the Mueller report, and are taking steps necessary to secure justice now. Requests today, subpoenas tomorrow. The DOJ used to insist that a Vice President couldn’t be indicted, until the one day they needed to.
Joan tells us how Clarence Thomas stretches ethics to pull in more judges that stretch ethics. Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell destroy the country by packing the courts, and Democrats have to prepare to fix it.
Trump pressured staff to grant security clearance to Ivanka Trump, just as he did for hubby Jared, although Ivanka probably did not kill Jamal Khashoggi. Remember that money laundering is often combined with body disposal.
Tue, 5 March 2019
And they’re off! Only two years after the starting gun (plus a couple of extra months to tighten their laces) and the Democrats are taking off down the straight, issuing dozens of document requests into their investigation of Donald Trump. 81 familiar, and not so familiar names are on their list, with plenty more to come soon… unless of course that siren song of disarray draws them back into their doom, which, yep that looks like what’s going to happen:
David Waldman and Armando discuss how the House Dems will take floor action to deal with freshman Democrat Ilhan Omar’s latest comments about Israel, and review just a few of the absolutely infinite number of more rational actions they might have taken. Also Republicans, unfettered by rational thought or principles, hold an advantage in procedural battles. Republican-sponsored motions to recommit are easy on them, tough on Democrats, and need to be revised to eliminate surprise attacks.
A Clinton-era centrist Democrat explains why it is not their time to lead anymore. The Maryland redistricting commission unanimously selects a congressional map drawn by Daily Kos Elections writer Stephen Wolf!
Mon, 4 March 2019
There must be some March 4th joke to be made to start this KITM week off, but no one has the time for that, there’s too much going on. David Waldman proceeds apace:
They may not mean it, but Greg Dworkin is glad they’re saying it: Rand Paul makes a temporarily principled stand against Trump’s extra-Constitutional powers, as well as enough other Senate Gops to earn a Trump veto… almost as if they’ll return to override it.
Jerry Nadler sincerely believes Trump obstructed justice. Adam Schiff believes Trump colluded with Russia. Soon, The House Judiciary Committee is going to find out what a few dozen individuals from the White House to the Department of Justice believe. Heck, Rudy Giuliani might even take down Trump.
Trump remains around the same place he always has in the polls, which was never good, and his unpopularity has become disconnected from the economy. His base, however will never leave him. So what? Well, although some on the right play nice, that isn’t how the Trump/Fox machine operates, as described in this week’s big, big article.
Donald Trump knows that emoluments are fungible, so forgiving Donald’s debt can alter the course of the US as well as any other bribe. After some consideration, Trump decides the failure of the North Korea nuclear summit was not his fault. Trump will issue an executive order to help a guy pwn a lib. Political shame seemed an adequate enforcement mechanism back in the day, but not anymore. David discusses the legislative procedures and history behind motions to recommit.
Fri, 1 March 2019
Donald Trump enters March like a liar. He’ll probably exit that way too. In between we’ll have David Waldman, who as far as we know has never lied, but still remains quite familiar with the techniques involved. Today’s KITM breaks down the lies, and lying behind the granting of Jared Kushner’s top-secret security clearance, and the denials of Trump’s involvement.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is out there draining the swamp in DC, and making certain those who are guilty are locked up, but she couldn’t do it without a well-trained, well-paid staff... Hey — if you listen to this show on the RadioPublic app, a “RadioPublic Tip” is a super simple way for you to give this show money whenever you want!
Thu, 28 February 2019
The Cohen hearing was such a big deal yesterday, we had to give over almost the whole show for the hot takes on it today. There was the one about Republican sinking even further into Trump’s “cesspool.” The one about how Republicans didn’t even bother to dispute claims about what a slug Trump is. And the one about how Trump was going to drag them all to hell with him.
Greg Dworkin also brought us a collection of the best/worst moments from the hearing, which were often the same ones. There was the One Black Friend. A ritual bus-tossing. Some astonishingly nonsensical accusations from Republicans. An incidental accusation that Roger Stone might have violated his gag order, along with a more measured guess that he did not. And some encouraging performances from the new kids.
How did it all go? Well, Reuters decided it was time to run a plain, matter-of-fact impeachment primer.
In other news, Paul LePage is still disgusting. Texas may be up for grabs in 2020, and yet another Dem is staffing up for it. Impatience grows over Trump’s tax returns. (And we learn about franking along the way.) Yet another Attorney General wants in on investigating the most corrupt inaugural committee ever. While another wants out with the committer of the most corrupt in Israel.
Wed, 27 February 2019
Hey, hey! Over here! Sure, history is happening as you read this, but really, you should pause it just for a minute, maybe 118 or so, and check out today’s KITM. David Waldman, Greg Dworkin, and Joan McCarter offer a primer for today’s events that will help you better appreciate the intricacies and asininities of the day:
Plenty of bombshells were already dropped in Michael Cohen’s written opening statement. House Democrats make sure everybody has a chance at bat. BuzzFeed says they told you so. Donald Trump shouldn’t have to remind people to lie, that’s expected. Will you believe Donald, or his lying signatures? Matt Gaetz tested everyone’s patience, as well as the legal system, then ran off to hide... sort of… ok, not really. Was Gaetz delivering a message from Trump, or was he “just saying”?
Not to say the President’s a putz or anything, but a third portrait of The Donald shows up, paid for with charity money. Not to say that Donald Trump has a mental disorder, but George Conway thinks you should read up on sociopathy, just in case. Oh, and Donald and his friend hate it when you yell, so shut up and go away.
Michael Cohen’s testimony isn’t the only thing happening in DC. House members will tear themselves away to take up two gun safety bills this week. U.S. Rep. Pramila Jayapal is introducing a Medicare-for-All bill that would create a government-funded, single-payer health-care system to cover every person in the United States. Mitch McConnell is set to launch just a lil’ nuke into the Senate to get even more judges through while they still can. Mitch says that if Democrats only had let Republicans block votes, they wouldn’t have had to steal them.
Tue, 26 February 2019
The House is set to take up H.J. Res. 46, the super-complex resolution to terminate Trump’s fake “emergency” declaration. Republicans are dodging questions about it, claiming they haven’t been able to review the language. It ain’t complicated.
Sergey Lavrov is also in Hanoi, just in case Dotard J. Trump needs any of the help with Kim Jong-Un that the Russians seem intent on having us believe Trump asked for.
Still waiting for the Mueller “report” before deciding if Trump’s a crime-doing criminal? Don’t forget his campaign finance criminally crime-y crimes. And don’t forget that those things—about which Michael Cohen will be testifying this week—happened right around the same time (and possibly in many of the same ways) that the Epstein case and reportedly related rape accusations against his friend Donald Trump made a sudden and amazingly well-timed disappearance from the headlines.
Mon, 25 February 2019
Unlike the Academy Awards, Kagro in the Morning selected their host years ago. David Waldman and Greg Dworkin once again showcased their topical political quips with renown repartee and red carpet glamor unseen since the golden years of radio:
The 2020 Trump campaign lacks a strategy, or a clue, but maybe Gop donors will come up with one.
Worldwide, Donald Trump is the first name in escort services and massage parlors, which China is finally acknowledging. Other names in prostitution and trafficking include Robert Kraft, Alex Acosta, and Jeffrey Epstein, with many more to come!
The 2020 Democratic field has become too crowded for Elizabeth Warren, who will attempt to differentiate herself by publicly disavowing private big-dollar-only events. There is no perfect candidate, except for Lindsay Graham, who is the perfect politician.
Of course Ryan Zinke lied to federal investigators, and a grand jury is looking into specifics.
David’s face is forever palmed by Ed Kilgore’s advice to trust democracy and kill the filibuster. The Gop is ready to ‘Nuke’ Senate Democrats again over nominee delaysDemocrats remember that Republicans sometimes use, but never respect norms.
The Chinese will never respect, but sometimes use Donald Trump.
Fri, 22 February 2019
David Waldman’s kids were escorted out of KITM World Headquarters early this morning, raising both local school attendance along with netcast production values, while allowing the coverage of more adult subject matter... which unfortunately can brought to us today courtesy of billionaire sex predator Jeffrey Epstein and Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta:
Federal prosecutors, under former Miami U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta, broke the law when they concealed a plea agreement from more than 30 underage victims who had been sexually abused by Jeffrey Epstein. Acosta made his name in battling the “evil, hideous, horrendous crime” of human trafficking, and yet seems to have committed a special kind of evil to protect Epstein. If you know people who might be “nuts”, you might have heard Donald Trump is the hero of this story, when in fact he might be one of many, many villains. After about a dozen years, we might find out. This wasn’t Acosta’s first scandal, but impeachment could make it one of his last.
Speaking of making politicized hiring decisions, and lying about it to Congress, someone now needs to tell Bradley Schlozman to get the hell out of Dodge City, Kansas.
Political rivals of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu have joined forces against him, as Netanyahu cuts a deal with the Jewish Power movement. Nationalist, anti-immigrant terrorists are international terrorists.
Decriminalization of homosexuality around the world doesn’t sound like a thing that Donald Trump would even fake-support.
Thu, 21 February 2019
Snow... Ok, “wintry mix” day at KITM World Headquarters. David Waldman presses on, even as snow-blindness tragically renders his own kids incapable of seeing that dad’s speaking into a microphone just inches away from their faces:
Nancy Pelosi moves swiftly to block Donald Trump’s emergency declaration. Trump moves swiftly to screw over anyone stepping out of line, or at least, he purports to. Donald Trump purports. Trump has purported more than anything else for his entire life, so David makes the argument that reporters always include that word in their reporting.
The Gop is going down one way or another in North Carolina.
Benjamin Netanyahu inspires the creation of the anti-Benjamin Netanyahu party.
Wed, 20 February 2019
Way up yonder in the far northern frontiers of Virginia, David Waldman is holed up with his kids, and yet another snow typhoon bearing down upon KITM World Headquarters. He needs a cocoa, but first he has to dig us out of this avalanche of scandals:
Heavies from the Education Department leaned on independent investigators to shut up on Betsy DeVos.
Who knew there would be so many Trump scandals that we’d get sick of them? Don’t worry, the main stream media is watching out for us. (Wilbur Ross looks around and slowly sneaks out the back door.) Greg Dworkin rounds up the latest scandals, and predicts that in 2020 Republicans will think 2018 was a good year for them. Donald Trump could win his Omelet Emergency, but the emergency remains a political loser. The same fundamentals in 2018 mean the Gop loses in 2020, or for maybe a generation or two. Of course, Democrats could still pull out a loss if they put some effort into it. The 2016 Bernie Sanders voters had some anti-establishment, and some anti-Hillary in there. It’s up to Sanders’ campaign manager Faiz Shakir to get progressives. There will plenty of 400 lb. guys on couches ready to take on any Democratic candidates. Quit paying attention to Twitter trolls!
David pulled some strings and scored an exclusive interview with Armando (You know him as the “Armando” over at Daily Kos) Armando clears up any confusion there might be on what he will say, where he will say it, and how some insults involve idiomatic expressions, which when taken literally may not be physically possible, or culturally/socially probable. More importantly, Democratic Presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg has become the first of the candidates to express a willingness to expand the Supreme Court after the Republican Party stole a seat in 2016!
In local scandals:
Virginia voters know they have some losers at the top, but also know it could be worse.
Mitch McConnell and wife Elaine Chao work hand in hand to get their hands on more money and power.
Tue, 19 February 2019
Sound the Daily Kos klaxons! Bernie Sanders is again running for President! Once more unto the breach, dear Bernie bros and foes, once more unto every social media thread and type, type away as our enemy advances!
Amy Klobuchar plans to fight the revolution incrementally.
Mitch McConnell has his wife tidy up behind him.
Does Trump paint his face orange so you don’t see the yellow?
Donald Trump must be sick of winning with all of his judicial appointees.
A West Virginia official’s economic anxiety made her racist, and also a convict.
A hedge fund saves newspapers by getting rid of the employees, selling the buildings, taking the money, and leaving.
You won’t have Payless Shoes to kick around (in) anymore!
Mon, 18 February 2019
At Trump International Golf Club in Palm Beach, Donald Trump can let his hair down (on the nightstand) to take a break from Emergency Executive Time and walk the walk over from the telly-telly to the omelet bar, his Twitter thumb hovering at Defcon 1 status.
Mike Pence sycophanted his hardest at Munich, but "Please clap" translated badly with his audience. Angela Merkel knew the room a bit better. Ivanka Trump was there for no reason, but did say "America first doesn't mean America alone," even as more and more prefer it that way.
Donald Trump, winner of the Six Star “Joey No Socks” Diamond Award, received the most beautiful Xerox of a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. This will be Donald’s third nomination, and his first non-forged nomination.
Greg Dworkin reviews Trump’s doubling down on nothing strategy, a real dictator move that creates more problems than it solves, and for 2020, some good old fashioned immigrant-bashing and Democrat-dissing. Dems can take their tried and true surrender route, or maybe this time supporting their constituents. The Family Fun Pack makes parenting easy for everyone!
Republican constituents are beginning to hate how the Tax Plan worked out for them, hate how the Immigration Plan is working out for them, and will hate how the National Emergency Declaration is going to work out for them. North Korea has bedeviled past Presidents, but that doesn’t mean Trump isn’t the worst on them too.
Is Robert Mueller almost finished? Don’t believe anyone but Bobby on this one. Either way, Trump won’t be able to run the Mueller playbook on the New York feds. The House of Commons in London shows how to handle Cambridge Analytica. More emoluments to Trump show up, from Paul LePage.
Fri, 15 February 2019
This morning, David Waldman declared a national emergency KITM. We must stand as one against the scourge of little girls making eating noises for money. Seriously, why would anyone go out of their way to listen to something designed to make their skin crawl?
Donald Trump also declared a national emergency today, then picked up his piece of chocolate cake and headed onto the fairway. David broke the glass and took Armando out for two-hour discussion on what Trump expects, what he wants, and what he might get. Trump’s state of emergency is the constitution itself. David and Armando analyze the upcoming legal fight, statutory arguments and strategies.
Armando and David hoped to have time to discuss how horrible Elliot Abrams is, but he’s been awful for a while and keeps turning up, so next week’s fine.
Thu, 14 February 2019
Happy Holidays! Like most holidays, Valentine’s Day doesn’t bear much scrutiny, it is what you make of it... And, you can make the most of your day, by making David Waldman and KITM your morning information choice!
A tentative deal is reached in #DenverTeacherStrike. Denver teachers ♥ teacher unions! The House doesn’t ♥ Saudis like Donald Trump does. Americans don’t ♥ Trump's tax plan. The GOP ♥s AOC. No one ♥s the Tea Party anymore. Rep. Ilhan Omar doesn’t ♥ Elliott Abrams, or any genocidal war criminals.
Trump ♥s golf.
Who doesn’t ♥ Greg Dworkin? Greg continues the discussion of the Paul Manafort bombshell, and the deepening mystery in the Russia probe. The US foreign policy community is poorly equipped to cope with individual and community failures, and Loren DeJonge Schulman will tell you how.
Sen. Chris Coons went to the National Prayer Breakfast last week thinking it was a Christian event. Donald Trump set him straight. Trump helps Chuck Grassley find religion. Trump is beginning to figure out that the spending/border bill might not be a winning deal for him. Mitch McConnell hopes Donald figures that out slowly. Does Lou and Sean still ♥ Donald? Laura Ingraham grows a bit cold. Tomi Lahren finds herself the wisest, most sane commentator in her twitter feed. Donald wishes he knew how to quit his wall, but he just can’t. Trump urges the TVA to keep open a coal-burning power plant for the good of coal, his buddy, and money. Trump’s DHS guts task forces protecting elections from foreign meddling. Every day Is a new low in Trump's White House.
Wed, 13 February 2019
David Waldman reminds us that Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! Drop what you’re doing and… No wait, CVS is open all night, you still have time to listen to the show:
Donald Trump loses again. He can pretend that he won, or he could lose some more, but actually “winning” is no longer an option. Greg Dworkin calls in to review Trump’s defeat, what he lost, and how he will keep on losing. Mitch McConnell was smart enough to keep from being made the biggest loser. Nancy Pelosi is smart enough to keep out of Mitch’s traps. Congress is poised to put Trump in a veto bind.
Democratic candidates can climb in the polls and all, but are they “likable” and “authentic”? (No one talks about gravitas anymore.) Of course, you can be unlikable and inauthentic and still become a candidate.
David deep-dives into the latest Russia news: The Grand Havana Room is the latest Mos Eisley in the Trump-Russia saga. The Senate Russia investigation is slowed when Republican investigator/suspect Richard Burr stands up and shouts there’s nothing to see here.
Tue, 12 February 2019
David Waldman shares his thoughts on the latest news, but not the ingredients of his kid’s packed lunches, although you can be pretty certain it’s NOT Philly Cheesesteaks, and if so, they sure wouldn’t contain Cheez Whiz, which could contain anchovies, and maybe even cheese, for which David does not hanker. Oh, and Cloud sucks. But we digress:
Donald Trump lies. Last night in El Paso, he lied just about every second. It’s tempting to disregard Donald’s lying, until it gets someone hurt, or worse. Even Trump doesn’t bother lying about his wall sometimes. Just so you know, he will continue to lie about the wall, even if he never gets a dollar or an inch of a wall.
Mon, 11 February 2019
David Waldman, Most Reasonable Dad in the World, and host of Kagro in the Morning, Billingsleys and Beaumonts the boys through another snow delay morning, all while still bringing us all up-to-date on the latest:
Over the weekend more Democratic presidential candidates have declared for 2020, and a record number are women, making news editors lives so much easier. What if we lived in a world where contenders were judged on their merits? Meanwhile, remember the time Amy Klobuchar went after a baseball Hall of Famer for sexual assault? Steve Schmidt stormed off his own podcast when asked about advising Howard Schultz. As 2020 goes, Joe Biden might not be all that. Go where the need is, and the center will come to you. This moment belongs to the bold. People are moving to red states, but to join them, or beat them?
Emmy Award-nominated American news anchor, entertainment reporter, media personality, actress, producer, pilot and entrepreneur Lauren Sanchez’s brother, Michael Sanchez, might be the dirty one in the family that provided texts to the National Enquirer, to incriminate her boyfriend. Bezos’ digital security must have been world-class, but Jeff Bezos and Greg Dworkin have an idea of who might be capable of bone-sawing their way in. Private Mossads for hire are capable of a lot for the right price. Even Saudis might be amazed at what the National Enquirer has stashed away in their safe.
Why does the RNC keep handing former Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller money?
Fri, 8 February 2019
For those of you who prefer to listen to KITM in the nude, please, do not send David Waldman pictures in your comments. In fact, maybe you should cut that out altogether. After all, look at Jeff Bezos. The richest guy on earth didn’t keep it in his pants and now even he can’t keep it off the World Wide Web, all due to his, and this, Pecker. David presents a Pecker-packed podcast for your general decomplexification:
Jeff decided not to blackmailed by the National Enquirer, and so he wrote a no thank you letter to publisher David Pecker outlining what seems a lot like extortion, and which might have been fed through hacking by a “government entity”. After all, the Saudis do keep a soft place in their pocket for the Trumps, as well as American Media Inc. Ronan Farrow is now among those coming forward, and saying “me too” about additional AMI blackmail attempts.
A while back, Eric Trump pledged $20 million for St. Jude Children’s research hospital, but then Dad took the donation box and ran off. In the SOTU, Donald promised to pay it all back with interest, and taxpayer money.
TSA screeners found a record number of firearms in carry-on bags in 2018… 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, and 2008. Guns attract crime, but gun stores remain protected, from prosecution, that is.
Speaking of prosecution, Paul Erickson, Russian agent Maria Butina’s boyfriend, has been indicted for fraud. The Justice Department opened a probe into Jeffrey Epstein's plea deal, and playacting Attorney General Matt Whitaker avoided a subpoena, today.
A pipeline of illegal workers for Trump goes back through the years and walls.
Thu, 7 February 2019
Virginia is for lovers! Alas, not all Virginia residents toe the bureau of tourism line. From KITM World Headquarters, David Waldman reminds us #notallVirginians are so irresponsible, inappropriate, and uhm, racist even in college. Some are though, even in other states. For $900, you can be the most racist fashionista at your ski lodge!
Greg Dworkin points out the one tragic flaw in Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech: It wasn’t delivered by a President. Speaker Nancy Pelosi vows that Trump will not shut government down again, and he’s not getting his wall. Republicans look for messaging on Healthcare that they can actually say out loud in public. Meanwhile Democrats free up voting, clean up the government, exercise oversight, and save the world for humankind. Donald wildly thrashes as Dems start to haul in his net.
Kamala Harris has the money and skills to be the 2020 frontrunner. Amy Klobuchar is coming up short on the slacker vote... good thing slackers don’t vote. Democratic moderates may be too different in their goals to make a difference nationally.
Another member of the Hubris Inc. organization is apprehended at Trump Tower Chicago.
Wed, 6 February 2019
Ok, so that’s over. Yesterday, Mr. Unity shat on Democrats to entertain some news anchors, stepped on Nancy Pelosi’s opening, then spent a couple hours being stupid on purpose. Donald Trump slurred through words never before heard in a SOTU, but still somehow didn’t address immigrant child separation, saving education, the Crimean annexation, his Kanye West collaboration, mind deterioration, finger elongation, or corrupt administration... but hey, forget about any investigation. Donald didn’t get the applause he expected, got some applause he didn’t understand, and then Nancy Pelosi gave him a cookie and he got to go back to his executive time.
Now Stacey Abrams, that was a great response. Just about everybody liked it, even David Waldman, mostly, but he’s a tough audience. A lot of people will become a tougher Trump audience after they see this year’s tax refund. Most of America's riches are owned by people who didn't work for them. McClatchy’s CEO was paid a couple million this year, but needed $35K a month for a stipend.
Tue, 5 February 2019
As you know, it’s infrastructure week 106, and Donald Trump has a thing he’s going to say tonight. He says it is about unity, therefore it is not. It will be the Maroon 5 of speeches performed by the Nickleback of Presidents. You could get more out of watching a pretend Ivanka vacuum a rug. What would Barack Obama being doing today? More.
Nonetheless, David Waldman devoted a good chunk of this morning’s KITM performance art to the SOTU, before then digging into the process of how Nancy Pelosi could jam Republicans if Trump declared an emergency, and Republicans cared about rules, governance, shame, etc. Republicans don’t care about those things, and that sums up their plan to keep Trump’s taxes hidden. Russia used the US court system to attack America. Federal investigators use that system as it was intended, to subpoena documents from the Trump inaugural committee.
Mon, 4 February 2019
Greg Dworkin describes how weakness manifests in the White House and the state house. Mitch McConnell is the enemy of democracy, Donald Trump's not too big a fan either. Tuesday’s SOTU won’t be a Trump rally. Wall support continues to sink, while support for raising taxes on top earners continues to rise. Not taxing the rich is the radical idea. Nancy Pelosi could block Trump from invoking a national emergency for his wall. The Gop works to block Trump on his national emergency, and foreign policy insanity. Heaven knows you can’t teach him anything. Donald likes pretend cabinet officials the best.
Kirsten Gillibrand found a bi-partisan solution to helping 9/11 responders.
Fri, 1 February 2019
It’s “TL-David Waldman-DR” Friday on KITM. That, and the internet playing three card monte with the paragraphs as he reads them means there is only so much two hours can do. So, listen to the show, but also hit the links below and get the big picture for the weekend:
Donald Trump fixed everything, and plans to hit some links himself this weekend. Rick Scott wants Trump to skip over democracy and dictate his way to success, which could work with 5 MAGA hats in the Supreme Court. Mike Pompeo signals the start of our new arms race and the destabilization of Europe. If nuclear armageddon isn’t happening fast enough for you, move to Las Vegas for the secret plutonium shipments.
The Trump administration moves to lift sanctions on Russian oligarch and Vladimir Putin ally Oleg Deripaska, and would you believe conflicts of interest have shown up? These include the interests of Marco Rubio, Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell.
It took about a decade, but Alexander Acosta might pay for aiding Jeffrey Epstein in avoiding federal sex trafficking charges.
The FBI investigated a civil rights group as the terrorism threat and viewed the fine people at the KKK as victims.
Eric Posman delivers a recorded segment to KITM listeners: When justice finally comes, and our Orange Dwarf in Chief finally gets sucked up his own wormhole, what will be left to mankind and how do we rebuild?
Thu, 31 January 2019
Brr! David Waldman brings us the news, plus traffic and weather on the 10’s:
Greg Dworkin brings up Howard Schultz again. Schultz made money bringing us all together over a cup of coffee, just like Papa John promoted family unity over a slice of pizza, and Scott Tucker passed us a couple bucks when we were down and out. Self-deluded billionaires without political experience promising nothing but to run the country like a CEO could never win an election, could they? Howard wouldn’t know, he doesn’t vote. Now, Michael Bloomberg, he knows how to do this.
Voters would elect Elizabeth Warren’s tax plan in a landslide. Nancy Pelosi gets more credit than Chuck Schumer for taking on Donald Trump because she deserves it. If you want a chance to take on Trump, take a number, but hurry, before all of the cool policies are spoken for!
Donald Trump figures intelligence agencies wouldn’t be so passive and naive if they saw the same reports he sees. What has NATO even done for us lately? Mitch McConnell realizes his shell is not nuke-proof.
Emptywheel gives us the details on the disinformation campaign targeting Robert Mueller. Russia pretended to hack its own court documents, and altered them, and Mueller caught them. Worldwide organized crime is like The Sopranos, but just bigger.
Wed, 30 January 2019
David Waldman braves the bitter cold in that stairwell on his commute to KITM Worldwide to bring us today’s Wednesday Winter Wonderland edition:
Donald Trump who? There’s a new billionaire butthead in town, for a while at least. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez opened up a brand-new franchise in Howard Schultz’ head and it’s going gangbusters. Greg Dworkin finds it hard to ignore rich independent candidates, especially with a weak incumbent, and journalists always ready to fall for that framing. Billionaires at Davos don’t need your love, they have their money to keep them warm. Donald Trump stays snug in his bubble, even as his followers’ start to burst. Foxconn backs out of its promise to revive American manufacturing.
Joan McCarter calls in to join the debate around putting an end to all government shutdowns. Republicans disclaim the shutdown as a really bad idea that totally wasn’t their fault. Both the House and Senate join in avoiding the next Trump/McConnell shutdown, while federal employees return to work knowing they’re still Trump’s bargaining chip.
Tue, 29 January 2019
Toasty and cozy at the White House, the least popular President of all time trolls America, chuckling to himself. David Waldman, probably also quite comfortable in the kitchen of KITM Worldwide headquarters, delivers our morning warm-up:
Government needed to remember its mom’s maiden name to get back on line Monday.
Donald Trump’s foreign policy, world view, and sexual fantasies, all in under 3 minutes, starring Benicio Del Toro.
Facebook fights ProPublica to protect its cherished advertiser privacy.
Have courts considered Saudis and Russians might be passing money to Trump based on his renowned quality of service?
Mon, 28 January 2019
America isn’t asking for much, and yet Trump offers a lot less. Everyone agrees Donald Trump caved, so now Donald Trump hates everyone. The Trump shutdown demonstrated Trump’s disdain for both government and governing.
Where does Trump get all of his ideas on immigration? As you might of guessed, he pulls them right out of his TiVo queue.
Trump doesn’t think he should ask anyone to lie as long as all are aware he expects 100% loyalty to his lying.
Greg Dworkin chimes in on the aftermath of a disaster of a week. Everyone wants investigations, but what about impeachment? Honorable, principled, civil hearings will go a long way to restoring confidence.
Tom Brokaw is aware that some think Hispanics are a little too brown and foreign… and he kind of agrees with that, for which he is very, very sorry. Just because you don’t understand what they are saying doesn’t mean they are talking behind your back. The continuing downside of both-siding.
The rent is too damned high because money-laundering oligarchs bought all the real-estate to clean their oil money.
Meanwhile, the Treasury Department lifts sanctions on three Russian firms with ties to Oleg Deripaska.
David rules on future Democratic committee rules.
Fri, 25 January 2019
Steve K.G. Bannon’s going down too.
David Waldman brings us up-to-the-9:00AM-minute news on Roger Stone, returning to come to grips with our latest nation-wide calamity, the death of Necco Valentine’s Day Sweethearts. Also, we have the worst President in history, as well as the dumbest, most sociopathic, etc.
The Mueller grand jury could soon be hampered by the shutdown cutting into its budget. Tax experts are perplexed by how Donald Trump’s inaugural committee failed to disclose to the IRS ticket revenue. Oh, and most IRS employees are not returning to work after being furloughed. What does Trump have against airlines? Air Traffic is being shut down across the country as they run out of staff.
Two career security specialists didn’t trust Jared Kushner with top secret clearance, but he was waved in by their supervisor, along with 30 others. Meanwhile, the Freedom Caucus takes steps to separate the US from NATO.
Thu, 24 January 2019
People say this is a petty fight. Greg Dworkin joins with David Waldman today to tell you that the stakes of this fight are not petty. That’s why the Democrats are unified in this. That is why voters are becoming unified behind Democrats. That is why Nancy Pelosi is winning this. And, that is why Donald Trump is losing, because only his half of this fight is petty. Even white nationalists want to move on. Republican Senator Cory Gardner might do the right thing.
Master whatever Jared Kushner will fix this shutdown as part of his ongoing hobby of running the US. Mick Mulvaney found out about the shutdown and wonders if there will be any really big problems caused by it. Willbur Ross doesn’t see any problem that a trip to the ATM wouldn’t solve. In the real world there is talk about conducting a General Strike to end the Government Shutdown. It has been hard for Trump to follow the rules on rules.
Another white guy got radicalized or something and shot and killed 5 people in Florida.
A Pizzagate conspiracy theorist believed she was on Trump’s advisory board, and even the board bought that theory for a while.
Media outlets didn’t know what to think about the Covington Catholic teens… but they had deadlines to meet.
Wed, 23 January 2019
No, no no. David Waldman is not talking about the Covington Catholic MAGA teens today. Well, more like he’s cutting back. Ten minutes, maybe fifteen, then that’s it. Or maybe until the conservative DARVO money runs out...
Greg Dworkin might see a light at the end of the shutdown tunnel, as Trump’s approval caves in. 71% say Trump’s wall isn’t worth Trump’s shutdown, and hope Speaker Pelosi can fix it all. 2/3rds of Republicans (and dropping) want Trump to hold out, while 2/3rds of voters (and rising) want him to reopen government. Most oppose Trump’s demands. (Although he is still negotiating with Republicans, not Democrats.) Actually, this is whole thing is between Donald and Mitch. As for the rest of America, Less than a third of us believe Trump is NOT being blackmailed by Russia.
No one has a clue what is going on in DC. No wait… Joan McCarter calls in with a few: Mitch McConnell schedules a shutdown vote for tomorrow that he insisted he would not allow. Senate Democrats have secured a big concession to get a vote on a continuing resolution to fund the government until Feb. 8. Virginia Democratic Sen. Mark Warner plans to take the federal government employee hostage off the table.
Congratulations Los Angeles teachers, let’s spread those victories.
China grants Ivanka Trump 5 trademarks, including for child care centers.
Tue, 22 January 2019
People of color once again tormented innocent white boys into behaving outside their true angelic nature, forcing the President and David Waldman to step into the fray. Good God, we’re all suckers for this stuff, and it just keeps bringing us back to this point.
Covington Catholic boys practiced douchebaggery before the confrontation, their school practiced it for years, and they all aren’t stopping soon. The media regrets temporarily objectively reporting events and rushes back to comforting false equivalency. A Louisville public relations firm would like you to doubt what you saw with your own eyes. Don't doubt what you saw with your own eyes.
Meanwhile, the US crumbles, right on schedule. Trump and Russia have been a fully integrated operation from the beginning. Russian information warfare relies heavily on "reflexive control." Russian military intelligence planned on linking Sergei Skripal’s poisoning to the Steele Dossier more than a year before they poisoned Skripal.
Remember, don’t believe Donald Trump until you see it in writing, and then don’t.
Mon, 21 January 2019
If Donald Trump does absolutely nothing today, it might not be the best he could do, but maybe the best we could hope for. As Donald cozies up under the blankies for a day of cable TV, David Waldman catches us up on the complexities behind his big scandals:
If giving water to someone dying of thirst is illegal, what humanity is left in the law of this country? Humanitarian aid isn’t always a crime. Just talking about immigration makes Donald Trump a little thirsty.
As a transnational crime syndicate, Russia should be expected to use criminals as assets. David spends some time looking into the collection of criminals and assets lined up by the the Southern District Court of New York.
Paula Apynys reaches back to offer Democrats a simple lesson, via Brian Beutler: Stop having good faith deals with bad faith people.
Fri, 18 January 2019
Let’s see. It’s Friday, what should we talk about first? David Waldman has so much to choose from today, from the news everyone’s talking about, to the news everyone should be talking about. We have a couple of hours, let’s do it all:
Buzzfeed showed up with a smoking gun last night. Democrats in the House are looking into reports that Donald Trump instructed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about a real estate project in Russia, which even attorney general nominee William Barr can tell you is against the law.
Thu, 17 January 2019
David Waldman never said there was no collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia or between people in the campaign, or even with Donald Trump himself and Russia... and from the looks of things, he probably never will:
Greg Dworkin reveals Donald Trump’s path to 2020. First, Trump will have to throw absolutely everybody he previously knew under the bus. Then, he must go full dotard on the diabolical vs. dotard question about his motivations. After that, Donald can just calm down and enjoy the shutdown ride. The problem is that his base might hop off before the bottom of the big hill.
It is a long way to February 7 for Michael Cohen. While we all bide our time, there are always new sleazy tidbits. Cohen hired an IT firm to rig online polls for Trump, and of course a few grand fell out of his Walmart bag of cash into his pocket.
Sure, impeaching Donald Trump will be fun. But we should also consider how the process can be instructive, enlightening, inspiring, restorative and fun.
Want to know what grinds Armando’s gears today? The inspector general of the General Services Administration reported that the GSA ignored the Constitution by letting Trump lease the old post office in Washington DC. The GSA YOLO LOL’d right up to the release of the report, but now considers the report is exculpatory. Tune into the second half of today’s show as he and David discuss the report line by redacted line.
Wed, 16 January 2019
Amidst the bustle and the hubbub of the KITM World headquarters and pancake shoppe, David Waldman sends us off this morning with well-packed book bags and podcasts:
Neither side has yet given in on the wall, but that doesn’t mean they ain’t losing. The shutdown is just starting to hit the elite where it hurts. There is a tradition of making politicians save themselves from what they are doing. A bipartisan Senate letter tries “good faith”. Trump continues to thrash away, with Chuck Schumer holding the line a bit more before reeling him in. Nancy Pelosi sends a letter to Trump reminding him who is boss, and it’s not Vlad. Donald will now fire back, through his and Mitch McConnell’s feet.
The shutdown doesn’t slow down Joan McCarter’s DC reporting: Mitch McConnell is getting roasted inside his shell and will have to poke his head out soon. Mortgage Bankers profit big in the shutdown. T-Mobile's corruption is as plain as a Fuchsia tie.
Tue, 15 January 2019
This AM, a school snow delay backed traffic all the way up to the doors of KITM World Headquarters. David Waldman fought child gridlock while bringing us the latest in today’s news:
Steve King managed to hide his insane racism from all of Washington for over 20 years, but it finally caught up with him as the House stripped him of his committee assignments, and might throw some disapproval, or even censure his way.
Sally Yates’ warning about vulnerability to blackmail applied to Trump more than Mike Flynn. Do you know who really would know about Trump and Putin? The other person in the room. There are at least 18 reasons Trump could be a Russian asset.
Hey, if any of you donated to the GoFundMe for Trump’s wall, well… oh never mind.
Mon, 14 January 2019
That sums up why David Waldman continues to ring the KITM alarm:
The shutdown shuts down an entire terminal in Houston. The White House insists that the IRS check is in the mail. The Supreme Court won’t review Matt Whitaker’s AG appointment until it is even more too late.
Greg Dworkin makes his Monday wakeup call: The unpopular Wall closes in on the unpopular Russian asset. Over half of the country tells Donald Trump to cut it out already, as Trump fights for a supermajority. Trump couldn’t have done it without Mitch McConnell.
Fri, 11 January 2019
Government is still shutdown, but nothing can shut David Waldman and KITM down, not even orthodontia appointments! A brand-new show for today:
Yesterday, Donald Trump wondered aloud how anyone could be so stupid to believe what he says.
At first glance Paul Manafort’s lawyers seem like real idiots for making many idiotic mistakes. A second, third and fourth glance does not alter this perception. But look again, could Manafort be signaling to some maybe smarter lawyers out there what Robert Mueller has discovered about him and Russian agent Konstantin Kilimnik?
Thu, 10 January 2019
David Waldman, as Musical Director for Anomynous Nude Selfie-1, LLC™, just can’t keep it to himself—today’s KITM is such a bop:
Greg Dworkin informs us that maybe Donald Trump is finally seeing the reality of the situation, or that maybe he isn’t. All that Trump says is incredibly nonsensical and in obviously bad faith, so why does it matter what he says? Oh, yeah, he’s the President still. Trump’s Oval Office address was pure propaganda, but he was “Presidenting”, so the networks fell in line.
Diversity aids in the evolution and flourishing of just about everything, including government.
The media has to give disproportionate attention to progressives’ misstatements to meet their quota of false equivalence for each news cycle.
Wed, 9 January 2019
Greg Dworkin rounds up the wall-to-wall wall punditry. Trump knows his wall is useless, but knows his supporters like his wall reality show. For all others however, if you ever read Trump’s tweets, ever watched the main stream news, or ever listened to Stephen Miller, you have already heard it all: IACATBTKY. All that is left now is for Trump to surrender and declare victory. The Dems deliver trash from national parks to the White House, while the District of Columbia’s Water authority board thinks about shutting off the water.
Joan McCarter brings us Day 19 shutdown news. Lisa Murkowski wants votes to reopen government. A plan is bubbling up in the Senate to break the shutdown, and the House plans votes to reopen one agency at a time, and hold defections below a veto-proof threshold. Democrats also plan to hold hearings on Medicare for All. Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell and Marco Rubio tried and failed in trolling Democrats, and Trump just plans on breaking the law.
You got to hope Rod Rosenstein figures Bob Mueller is all set and doesn’t need his help anymore. If not, maybe Paul Manafort can lend a hand. Also Natalia Veselnitskaya might have worked more closely with Russia than she let on.
Tue, 8 January 2019
Tonight Donald Trump colludes with the fake news media to insult our intelligence and sense of humanity. He will lie and lie and lie. A Democratic response will not be enough. Factchecking won’t fix it. He’ll tell us he’ll make make his wall out of clean coal or something and we’ll have another diabolical vs. dotard debate… Oh, and maybe he’ll just LOL YOLO DESTROY EVERYTHING.
Governor Tony Evers plans to rely on the courts to protect his right to do the job to which he was democratically elected.
Mon, 7 January 2019
Let David Waldman and KITM follow the details:
Super Genius Bill Mitchell suggests zero friction rollers and paint for the border wall, but leaves it to Dems to figure out how to make them stick. The rest of the world proposes “invisible walls”, because yes, we really think that Trump is that stupid. Does Donald Trump want a border wall badly enough to let struggling Americans go hungry? Sure! Although federal employees at Trump International Hotel do have nothing to worry about.
Yeah, elections really do have consequences, but it is so lovely to hear Greg Dworkin tell us about the pleasant ones for a change. Donald Trump is obviously unfit for office, so what are we waiting for? Congressman Brad Sherman has already introduced articles of impeachment.
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib sounds as if she shares that plan, but there are just some things nice girls can’t say. For today, the word remains “investigation”, and all other words can be forgotten for now.
Mike Pence and others are picking up some big raises during the shutdown, or they aren’t. You won’t know until you see receipts, will you? With Donald Trump, always demand to see everything in writing, and even then don’t believe him.
Fri, 4 January 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez begins her second day of failing to be elected Speaker of the House, but somehow still appears upbeat. When will she and her friends learn their place in line and get in it? How about never, is that a good time for you? Or would that be “A Gift to Trump”™ ?
Armando calls in to discuss how House investigations can lead to perhaps the greatest impeachment of all time. Trump has way less than two years to run out the clock, so it’s time to mix sports metaphors and play hardball. Matt Whitaker leads Trump’s defensive line.
Thu, 3 January 2019
Other first day stuff is happening, too. Jerry Nadler expects to introduce a Mueller protection bill. Republicans are starting to retire. Or just not show up. And they’re starting to hire lawyers, too.
Meanwhile, the shutdown continues, with less prospect for Trump’s wall every day, not to mention his ridiculous promise that Mexico would pay. And we’re in no position to be wasting money on this, either. Trump, surrounded by his cabinet of idiots, flounders again. And Americans are sick and tired of it already.
Not all the change is in DC, either. BiPM Maine says Maine’s new governor is just swell.
Wed, 2 January 2019
How’s the resolutions going? Oh well, there’s always 2020. But, don’t give up on ‘19 yet. It all starts to get better tomorrow with the the entrance of the 116th Congress. There’s a lot of processes to process and David Waldman takes to process discussions like only he can:
Lawmakers choose their weapons as they charge into the real shutdown fight. Greg Dworkin assures us there will be no process that will lead to a trophy wall for Donald Trump, so all that is left, is for Trump to declare victory. Donald hoped Mitt Romney would just lay back and enjoy the ride, but instead Mitt stood right up for a big warm swig of defiance. Will Romney turn out to be a Flake or a fake?
Joan McCarter tells us that the House Democrats have a plan to end the shutdown, and the Republicans will accept all of the blame whether they plan to or not. Next comes the elimination of PAYGO, and the implementation of the the Green New Deal… but that might be a couple too many plans.
Tue, 1 January 2019
Happy New Year! If you’re up for it, we can jump right in with a brand-new KITM.
AOC’s annoyed at hitting resistance with the Green New Deal committee idea. But procedurally, this thing needs work. Is anyone doing that work? Is anyone who’s saying “no” helping find a way to “yes?”
A new name for the Trump-Russia rogues gallery: Victor Boyarkin, the Manafort-Deripaska middleman.
And, a look back at the unsolved “micro-mysteries” of 2018.