Sep 19, 2024
Arrr! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin says heave to, ye lubbers before they keelhaul the lot of you! Oh... We aren’t doing this today? Okay.
Experts agree, one person will be elected soon, and soon, pollsters will be explaining to all exactly how they were actually right… post-election. (Nates… jeez.) Until then,...
Sep 18, 2024
The day is finally here! Wednesday, the day David Waldman welcomes Greg Dworkin and his Raft O’ Stories™! Greg did leave early to wrestle the bear in his back yard, but now there’s less than a day to count before Greg’s next return, so all is well.
All seems pretty good with the Kamala Harris campaign. Experts...
Sep 17, 2024
Today, David Waldman presents the KITM Donald Trump Pre-Sentencing Day Special, which isn’t inaccurate, they’re all pre-sentencing days from here to who knows when.
And it’s been one day since the last failed assassination attempt… Is “assassination attempt” the correct phrase? Is “failed”? After all, no...
Sep 16, 2024
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin bring us the latest in news and punditry. Unfortunately, we begin our week under the cloud of another mass shooting… no wait, rehearsals went long, so that’s tomorrow’s news. Today, it’s another assassination attempt, and the only actual shooting was from Secret Service agents, and...
Sep 13, 2024
We’re already off to an unlucky start this Friday the 13th! Social media is exploding with speculation over whether Laura Loomer is steaming Donald Trump’s pants, so to speak. Murdery Traitor Greene, freshly targeted by a face-eating leopard, isn’t sure what Loomer is doing, but knows she doesn’t like it....