Apr 29, 2022
It’s Friday! David Waldman dismisses class for the… WAIT FOR IT… only an hour fifty-eight to go.
Twitter is about to be Elon Musk’s new pet. Buying it sounded like fun, but owning it… housebreaking it, feeding it every day…. That sounds like “work”. What is the world’s most powerful lazy sociopath to...
Apr 28, 2022
David Waldman welcomes us, and Greg Dworkin to Thor’s Day, which Elon hasn’t bought yet. Good luck prying that one from Disney.
Donald Trump described in an October 2021 deposition the one condition that would prompt the President of the United States to demand his followers commit violent acts against other...
Apr 27, 2022
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin deliver another KITM still completely untainted by billionaires.
In other world domination news, Russia ain’t doing so well. There are mysterious explosions throughout Russia, or at least they’re a mystery to Russians, especially Russian commanders who find it hard to stay in one...
Apr 26, 2022
Elon Musk was thwarted in his hostile takeover of KITM yesterday when the board of directors of Twitter, Inc. stepped in front of the bullet for us. Twitter users will now need to transition from dealing with many trolls to dealing with all the trolls. Or, Elon might just flick a switch and turn it all off, once...
Apr 25, 2022
David Waldman, Greg Dworkin and all of us here at KITM World Headquarters hope that you had a happy Eastern Orthodox Easter weekend. Not a joke! It does always seem a bit late, but this year they might have wanted to even wait a while more.
The Russian army continues to fight in Ukraine for Vladimir Putin’s life....