Apr 29, 2022
It’s Friday! David Waldman dismisses class for the… WAIT FOR IT… only an hour fifty-eight to go.
Twitter is about to be Elon Musk’s new pet. Buying it sounded like fun, but owning it… housebreaking it, feeding it every day…. That sounds like “work”. What is the world’s most powerful lazy sociopath to do?
The Republican blueprint to steal the 2024 election is being strictly adhered to, as guided by the Republican playbook. The only rule is that Donald Trump rules, and all Donald Trump wants to do is punish his enemies, which are absolutely everyone. Would Donald take a job as Speaker of the House when the position traditionally involves “work”? What is the world’s most powerful lazy sociopath to do?
Even with a blueprint and a playbook, some Republicans just aren’t team players. Madison Cawthorn has wandered off the field more times than people can count, and Marjorie Traitor Greene fights anyone in her path, even her own teammates, and is now heading into the stands to headbutt former fans, like the Catholic Church. Greene was Catholic until she realized the Church is run by Satan and are all pedophiles. Everyone wants string up Marge and Madge, but no one really knows who gets to pull the trap door.
Politico and Axios just wish everybody would be equally good or bad, so that they could only hit send and take off for the weekend.