Fri, 30 August 2019
Friday, one last KITM David Waldman will put in for the Man before the Labor Day weekend… Nah, he’ll probably stay up late tonight making a show for Monday, that apple-polisher.
Labor Day hurricane Dorian might keep Donald Trump from doing what he wants, but it can’t make him work. He’ll have somewhat less assistance now that his longtime executive assistant crossed the line into being his ex-executive assistant. FEMA director Brock Long has been breathing a sigh of relief since March, when he quit.
Donald missed his personal chance to pick up white national authoritarian know-how in Poland. Mike Pence will just have to take notes. Poland passed a Holocaust bill making it illegal to use facts to blame them. Trump is left stateside, torn between two his two occupations of being a Russian asset or a Putin idiot. Donald is putting the final touches on his gift of the Ukraine to Vlad, by slow-walking $250 million in military assistance to Ukraine.
In Democratic oversight fail news, there will be no expedited consideration of them getting hold of Trump’s tax returns.
The laziest President in history wants all of the powers, including emergency powers to do all of his work. Jair Bolsonaro, the Trump of Brazil, burns the world to own the libs, the Chinese, and the United States.
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