Fri, 9 August 2019
It’s already Friday! We have a news backup at KITM World Headquarters, but don’t worry, David Waldman has the tools to snake it loose. Stand back!
In El Paso, Donald Trump needed to find someone who trafficked in children for a couple photos he wanted to take. Seems Melania knew a guy. Other El Paso victims with better developed motor and verbal skills successfully evaded the Trump photo ops.
Yesterday, a heavily armed man in body armor showed up at a Walmart. Triggered libtar… actually pretty much everyone doesn’t really appreciate that anymore… not like they used to at Moms Demand Action meetups and such. Folks openly carrying sub-military firearms just hate all of the attention the get, especially when one of them ends up murdering a few people.
Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell have now seen the light, are now reborn, their hearts have now grown three sizes, etc. and they are calling for gun control. (wink)
Yes, Harry Reid would kill the filibuster to save the environment.
Yes, Brexit seems connected to our 2016 election through the Russians. Russia did not want any of the 50 states to feel left out in their 2016 hacks. Iran, Russia and many other 400-pound hackers are joining the party for 2020.