Feb 2, 2023
Okay, campers, rise and shine — and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today! You know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, “that blizzard thing”. That's right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's Groundhog Day on KITM with David Waldman and Greg Dworkin!
Society does continue to evolve, however. For example, maybe we don’t call them "The French" anymore. Maybe, they are "French-ish". Some have objected to “The Woke” talk recently and would rather we return to those more familiar terms their uncle used to say back when they were growing up... that is, if we value their votes. Then again, maybe it's up to them to not be assholes and to learn new words sometimes. Unfortunately, they just don’t get old and die, they keep making new ones. For instance, Ron DeSantis is presently ready and working to take on the mantle of making America great again, or at least to keep owning the Libs.
The Justice Department always seeks to find “fairness” by hitting Democrats harder, but so does the FBI and the news. They all worry that the “real danger” is Antifa and “the left”, and about foreign terrorists over domestic, even when domestic terrorists aren’t so domestic. After all, even Russians like it when everything is fair and balanced.