Jul 28, 2023
David Waldman releases a Surprise Superseding KITM.
TFFG told his lackies to delete security footage at Mar-a-Lago, according to Jack Smith’s superseding indictment update released last night. Henchmen hid in closets, bushes and spoke in secret emojis, and yet somehow were still found out. New revelations are now emerging, each more hilarious than the last.
The only one having it worse than Donald might be Ron DeSantis, who already ceded his religion and heritage to the giamopes, yet every day finds himself forced to prove that he’s a meaner dumbass than Trump.
It’s become a nice climate for raising mean dumbasses lately, as “Active club” hate groups pop up across the nation. Somehow Elon Musk is still having a tough time.
Poor-man’s Steven Sagal, freshman Republican Derrick Van Orden chewed out a group of high school-aged Senate pages for not living up to his ideals, which include paying for his January 6 insurrection field trip with campaign cash and exposing… some other guy’s abnormal genitals to unsuspecting female officers.
Speaking of streaming flow difficulties, actors, writers and fans are just beginning to feel the pain.