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Kagro in the Morning

Jun 7, 2022

This week felt so long that David Waldman took the Tuesday KITM and ran it like it was Friday, solo.

We’re so tired! Tired of guarding against Covid, and of hearing about so many dying of Covid. Tired of Ukraine and Russia, those years and years of Ukraine and Russia. And — here comes the January 6th primetime hearings! They had better be exciting! They better have all-new, blockbuster, easy to understand, clearcut information, with no slow spots! And they can’t be partisan equal blame everywhere! Are Johnny Depp and Amber Heard available? Rest assured, with Democrats renown expertise in presenting uncomplicated compelling narratives… and Liz Cheney… they will thrill us all.

Mastermind Mike Lindell and spy Michael Flynn led Donald Trump’s dream team to empower armed Trump supporters to seize voting data and conduct “investigations”. Cells of fake electors were secretly assembled in Georgia to act when called upon. In fact, the insurrection actually seems to have been “Plan B”.

In Ohio, teachers need only 24 hours of training to carry a gun. How many do they really need, anyhow? After all, once they have the gun, what violation could ever possibly take it away? On the other hand, the shooter who killed students and teachers in Uvalde trained for years to be a public-school active shooter.

A former U.S. ambassador admitted to illegally lobbying on behalf of Qatar but wondered why his buddy, the four-star general hadn’t been charged.