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Kagro in the Morning


Mar 27, 2023

Tune in today and you might hear David Waldman and Greg Dworkin sing the rarely-heard lyrics to the KITM theme!

You might also be told that this is the Trump rally in Waco, but it is Jerusalem, after barely elected Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu attempts to reconstruct his court system over on the far right of Israel’s politics. About a million loud and angry citizens seemed to make Netanyahu blink, but what that blink signifies is yet to be determined.

Vladimir Putin is selling positions along the Russian front as if they were timeshares. New openings become available every day!

Over at the real Trump rally in Waco, nothing was real, which is exactly how Trump and his supporters like it. Like professional wrestling, fans know it is an act, but also will fistfight anyone who says it is an act. Button-down fascist Ron DeSantis is somehow the Governor of Florida and yet not only does not get this, but his candidacy actually threatens to expose the whole Kayfabe. Time to find another jobber. Arresting Donald Trump will be a whole new level of breaking character for him.

One of Tucker Carlson’s ex-producers is adding to her lawsuit against Fox. Another of Tucker Carlson’s ex-producers is part of Dominion’s lawsuit against Fox.

Until pro-wrestling, the Right’s favorite family-friendly form of community theater was of course the minstrel show, then the woke mob took that all away. Drag was always good for a laugh, but then it became woke, or worse, became known as woke, forcing Republican queens out into the cold.

One Democrat stopped the anti-trans wave in Nebraska, and vows to keep fighting until trans-rights are safe.