Mar 29, 2023
On today’s KITM David Waldman and Greg Dworkin love on 80’s commercials, hate on clinger Clippy Bing, and share delicious focaccia recipes, PLUS:
Benjamin Netanyahu had his Donald Trump streak stall out, just as it was reaching Marjorie Taylor Greene levels. That might be a bit simplified, but it’s close enough see why Israel is off of White House invitations. Israel’s reaction to Joe Biden was also Trumpesque, although the Knesset has yet to reach agreement on a suitably derogatory nickname.
Mike Pence will have to testify before a grand jury about Donald Trump and January 6th. Donald reminds us all that he’s innocent until proven guilty, so let’s hurry up and get on that. Trump also wants it to be clear that his crimes still far outnumber proposed indictments.
Indict Trump all you’d like, that will just make his supporters vote even harder for him. Of course, most people don’t want Donald to be president again, and those who do want to see a 3rd or 4th Trump term are running out of money. Some Republicans foresee diminishing returns on a civil war and instead find themselves attracted to the newest generation of nimrods. Here comes the Wisconsin elections!
The White master race is not sending us their best people. 24 Washington Aryans were rounded up after trafficking “huge amounts” of fentanyl and meth.
The Right knows what game they’re playing, and that the first rule is to never say what the game is. If people really knew the score, they just might not want to play anymore.