May 28, 2021
It’s Friday! Time to get down with a looonnng weekend... trimmed
back to a more pragmatic two days with our
upcoming Memorial Day KITM. But first, help
decide which Frappuccino David
Waldman will drink on the air next Monday
morning! Write your recipe on any 20 dollar bill and send it to KITM World
Headquarters no later than this Saturday to
The Senate is already slamming their
briefcases shut and heading for the door, a handful
of votes short of actual governance. China will
still be there when they get back.
Ron Johnson and Mike Lee stuck around last night to make
everyone pay for sticking around last night.
The Arizona GQP hired Cyber Ninjas for their fraudit, because
doing the job correctly was no
one’s priority, Cyber Ninjas accepted, because they knew
their agreed to price was a fraction of what they’d
The Trump vs. Cheney fight is a battle for the soul
of… JK! There is no soul!
Matt Gaetz promises to be a fearless leader of the future
revolution... over Mr. Trump’s dead body,
wink. Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend hopes to end her walk of shame over
at FBI headquarters.
Foster Friess fries… or freezes? Well, like any woman he
had control over, Foster no
longer has a choice.
Russia won’t let Air France fly into Moscow,
and Air France will cancel Russia
flights because everyone knows Belarusian skies aren’t
Government insurrectionist Proud Boy wants his government checks to keep coming.
Top Wisconsin Republican Robin Vos is hiring former cops to
investigate the election, not to find lawbreakers, but to help create new laws to
Can Democrats save democracy before it’s totally lost? Why
would you think so?