Oct 26, 2021
David Waldman reveals the latest shenanigans and diablerie in the world today, leaving time open for Joan McCarter, who was was fated by destiny to call in this morning. Also, she had it on her calendar.
Terry McAuliffe is tied in his gubernatorial bid, which will be painted as a Trump win no matter the outcome, although the outcome will be better if Terry wins. Terrifying Republicans is always a good political strategy. Terrified Floridians die by the thousands, and Ron DeSantis doesn’t mind the ”terrified” part at all. Joseph Ladapo would never qualify as a surgeon nor a general, but as Florida’s Surgeon General he’s a piece of crap too.
Lauren Boebert isn’t a smart woman. So, her attorney spoke for her yesterday.
James O’Keefe, inexplicably still out of jail, is at a disadvantage in a lawsuit for actions he has already described, published, and profited from.
Donald Trump’s SPAC of Truth was looking good to dimwits with money for a few days... longer than most Trump schemes. Donald might have already piloted it into an iceberg however, disappointing the scaramooches hoping Trump found a new shiny object. Mark Zuckerberg reads sad news every morning and counts his cash every night.
Trump was soothed out of rages by music man Max Miller, who is of course running for office in 2022. Trump’s press secretary Stephanie Grisham can tell you Max could use a bit of intervention himself.
Donald Trump infected his own Trumper deep-state cells all through Washington. Excising Trumpist cysts is painful and time-consuming, but necessary immediately. The most perianal of these abscesses, U.S. Postmaster General Louis DeJoy is becoming a chronic inflammation. You think that’s gross? You should try making sausage with Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema each day.