Oct 28, 2021
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin deliver us to another Friday eve safe and informed. (Which tend to go hand in hand.)
President Joe Biden has a $1.75 trillion idea for how to fix things, which he presented to Democrats today. Unfortunately, Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema continue to gum up the works with their Joementum, taking the heat off of Republicans, who are completely against anything happening ever.
Republicans do hate to have things happen, at least new things. Their fear and outrage caravans now invade local schools to hunt down Satan. Republicans always can find Satan when they look hard enough. Those at the top worry that perhaps Trumpers found Satan a few times too often lately.
There’s nothing stickier than Trump’s taint. Just ask brownnosers Jeffrey Clark and Jon Eastman, the brains and law clout behind Donald Trump’s almost coup (which continues on its way to 2024) who no one in the real world wants anything to do with.
A white nationalist extremist at the capitol hated the press, so he dressed himself as the press, to attack the police, whom he loves, constantly shouting anti-semitic racist slurs, like some khnyok shtik drek.
Rats sometimes eat each other. Marjorie Traitor Green bought $50,000 in Trump SPAC Digital World shares… and lost thousands, so far. One of the biggest scammers in history, Elizabeth Holmes, met one of the richest dim bulbs, Betsy DeVos. Hilarity ensued.