David Waldman helps us understand it all today, at least the important parts:
That other person on earth who actually pronounces the word “adversary” like David does, Fiona Hill used to be the smartest person in the room with Donald Trump, right up to the day Donald discovered she wasn’t the Diet Coke lady. Therefore, Hill can appreciate exactly how January 6 was a coup attempt. Hillary Clinton was right about Donald Trump, and a whole lot of other things too.
Most whipped man since Theon Greyjoy, Mike Pence says it’s your fault Donald hates him so. Pence’s role in the insurrection might be even worse than we knew, although Mike must have guessed what the penalty for opposing the Eastman Memo would be. Marjorie Traitor Greene dimly perceives danger heading her way...
Boy, Donald’s in trouble now! Wow, how many times have we heard that? How many more times will we? So, Trump’s a little “poorer” now, although you know he’s only ever spent other people’s money his whole life. Trump’s Mar-a-Lago buddies tried to get the VA to sell access to Veterans’ medical records.
Joan McCarter returns from vacation, disappointed that no one bothered to clean up the joint while she was gone. Joan describes the easy ways Democrats can fix everything. Susan Collins finds an even simpler path for Republican victory.