Today on KITM: David Waldman tackles
the inconvenient placement of
Yom Kippur, “Talk Like a Pirate Day” (arr)
and psychic vampire vaginal egg skimmers (arr). Don’t look for those at
Toys 'R Us, they’re bankrupt. (arr)
Donald Trump made Robert Newton sound like Trevor
Howard as he told the United Nations that he will destroy
Rocket Man, totally, believe me, once he
razes this UN dump.
Donald Jr. works to keep his secrets, even though
it’s Eric that tried to hold a secret event at a Trump
club. They just can’t keep enough of the nosy people
Trump told you he was being wiretapped! Soon,
we will find out why.
Fox’s first rule about the sex-cult: Don’t talk about the sex-cult. Soon,
Miss Universe 2013 will bite Donald harder than a Moscow hooker.
Warren Buffett knew the S&P 500 index would outperform a
portfolio of funds of hedge funds, once the managers took their
Republicans are desperate, in a corner, out of time, and quit caring a long time ago,