Kagro in the Morning - September 28, 2022

Sep 28, 2022

Grab your dog, cat, or capybara and fly home quick! David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back together, for the first time this week!

Take those pets and flee to shelter if you’re near Florida. Hurricane Ian is heading into a catastrophic landfall with Florida. Ian is almost at Category 5 and is continuing to climb on the Waffle House index.

“Woke” is yet another dog whistle for “Black”. For instance, Donald Trump won’t use any toilet a “woke” person has used. Don Bolduc doesn’t understand dog whistles are like jokes, they just don’t work when you explain them. Trey Gowdy believes that once fascists are fully in power, “fascism” won’t be such a bad word anymore. MAGA candidate Teddy Daniels “woke up” and even Marjorie Traitor Greene isn’t MAGA enough for him.

Republican and Democratic polling might be confused by the fact that the parties are running in different universes. The universes are converging in just a couple of weeks, though, and Dems look as if they are performing well. Young people and women seem to be set to make a huge difference. Democrats are raising big money and might be getting more bang for their buck.

 

Donald Trump was almost “confused” into bombing Mexico by Assistant Secretary for Health Brett Giroir’s uniform. If only Tucker Carlson knew that trick earlier... Tucker and Donald have joined the Russian army, and not a moment too soon!

 

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago espionage case special master Raymond Dearie was forced to call out Trump’s district judge Aileen Cannon for accidently cutting him out of his job on the case, thus giving Aileen a lock to be on Trump Supreme Court for 2025. Electoral Count Act reform Is now within reach.