Thu, 5 September 2019
Donald Trump might have to nuke Alabama to protect it from hurricane Sharpie. You see, Trump’s map was altered with Trump’s favorite pen for who knows what reason... The map he followed that with used all the crayons in the box.
Sarah Sanders is set to release her Sharpie-ing of history just before the 2020 election.
Marianne Williamson laughs at your puny reality-altering methods.
Greg Dworkin is dispatched carrying the latest despatches from overseas. 21 British Conservatives put country over party to shut down their own leader, Boris Johnson. Is it because they have a more functional Democracy than us? If so, it’s only barely… and it’s still early. As long as they have John Bercow, they’ll be fine.
Back over here—are the Republicans napping on the local elections? Democrats seize on climate as 2020 primary weapon, and Joe Biden’s needs some sharpening. Hey, he’s still ahead though. And, everyone’s in better shape than Donald Trump.
Hurricane Dorian brings a snowstorm to Florida beaches.
Worst job in the world, “Roger Stone’s Wingman”, might somehow become even more worse soon.