Apr 26, 2023
David Waldman, Greg Dworkin, and all the staff here at KITM Worldwide wish a merry and joyous National Pretzel Day to all those who observe.
Tucker Carlson remains under his contractually obligated rock today following his ouster from woke Fox News. Was it Tuck’s sexism that got him fired? Or his endangerment of racial and religious minorities, LGBTQ, and national security? Or was he going to lose Rupert money? No, seriously, why did Fox News fire Tucker Carlson? It doesn’t matter what Carlson truly believes. All Tucker truly believes in is pulling the wings off flies.
Election 2024, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Joe Biden is the sequel no one wanted to see, but the good news is, it looks to be a rehash of the original.
“The Tennessee Three” are being followed up by “the Montana One”, which so far seems as exciting, and hopefully ends as satisfyingly as the first. Disney certainly knows how to do a plot twist.
Speaking of plot twists, adding Ted Cruz schemes into the January 6th insurrection could tie up many loose threads.
Forget sex or money, the best way to get any secret is to tell a boy that he’s dumb, and it turns out that there are a lot of dumb boys in our Armed Services.
Republicans looking over the fiscal cliff have started to panic and are throwing out favors and a few of the rules to keep from going over.