Apr 28, 2016
The infinitely complex David Waldman welcomes you to Fractal Thursday. His details never really repeat, they are just self-similar over an ongoing feedback loop.
Greg Dworkin has several names for John Boehner, who has a couple for Ted Cruz, including “Lucifer in the Flesh”. Ted Cruz picked his running mate, Carly Fiorina, to fix his electability and likeability deficits. Donald Trump brings back “America First”, in a “foreign policy speech” which was more disturbing/less funny than usual. Madeleine Albright wasn’t laughing.
Bernie Sanders cuts back on his staff for the remainder of the primaries.
The guy in Oklahoma that probably bought his deputy job, definitely is guilty of manslaughter. Oklahoma Is going after abortion doctors for doing their jobs, and an Oklahoma court says oral sex is not rape if victim is unconscious from drinking!
David looks inside the squalid living conditions for the migrants building Trump International Golf Club in Dubai.
A retired cop shows off his gun, giving his podiatrist an interesting foot injury.