Aug 27, 2019
Did you catch the Taylor Swift concert last night? Well, you should have, because she said something political, therefore it was a political rally. Actually, she said something moral, which by definition makes it an anti-Trump rally. IMO, Lizzo and her Trump balloon were the best show by far.
David Waldman’s yurt up in the Virginia mountains doesn’t get “TV,” only Twitter, so he missed the VMAs. At least he doesn’t have bedbugs like Doral National MIAMI. Bret Stephens appreciates a lot of vermin, but is down on Stalinist scientists, Iraqi monkeys, and especially bedbugs. Man, he hates bedbugs, although ironically he just happens to be one.
Donald Trump returned from his Trump Organization sales trip to France. If Donald wasn’t hustling one of his roach motels, he was talking up his buddy Vlad. Brazil turns down the G-7’s money, because they like their forests burnt, or maybe they’re holding out for a better deal.
Is Russia calling their latest radioactive fiasco a “doomsday missile” because “floating Chernobyl” has an embarrassing ring to it?