Aug 8, 2024
It’s Thursday, and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back and not weird as ever!
Sofa King weird... J.D. Vonce (pronounced "shmuhk") and his beta buddies tried to impress Kamala Harris by pretending they were flying her plane when she was not looking. Donald Trump was going to let J.D. play the big weirdo for a few days but just couldn't stand it and had to get in front of cameras today to destroy his campaign personally.
I didn't watch it. Did anyone ask Donald about flying with the Project 2025 leader in 2022?
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are unapologetically unweird. Tim Walz is your favorite high school teacher you sometimes wish was your dad. Kamala Harris is your other favorite after shutting down the troublemakers in the back of the classroom. Kamala's hecklers either want to impress Trump or their buddies. Either way, they are picking the wrong way to get what they want, whatever that is.
Voters are so relieved to have a normal ticket to vote for. Arizona, Georgia, and Nevada have moved from lean Republican to toss-up.
Meanwhile, Judge Tanya Chutkan has taken back the reins on Trump's Jan. 6 prosecution and is all about the giddy-up. Jenna Ellis is flipping in Arizona's fake elector's case, although she could flip a little more to take the "un" off of "Unindicted Co-Conspirator #1". Perhaps a few more flips will do the trick.
This is why the world can’t have nice things. A terrorist planned a suicide attack at a Taylor Swift concert in Vienna.