Mar 31, 2023
April Fool!
It’s our April Fool’s Day show! From last year, you fool! Because today isn’t even April Fool’s Day. So, duh!
Last year, when you were being fooled, the summary of the day’s show, which was presented in a totally serious manner, read as follows:
This morning, David Waldman was late packing school lunches and just hadn’t the time for fooling around. If you are in the mood for that kind of stuff, you can check out our KITM Eastern Orthodox April Fool's Day Special, tomorrow…
David looks back at the Ukraine Aid Freeze of 2019,because it was withheld in the never-ending pursuit ofdirt, has always been lied about, and will be lied about in the future.
Newly elected Lauren Boebert was already an insurrectionist VIP on January 6,with a seat at the insurrectionist planning committee, right behind Mr. Pillow! Lauren didn’t crash the party though; Boebert earned her seat leading insurrectionist tours the day before.
Horse paste does not cure COVID-19.Most who take it are idiots. Idiots do remain Republicans’ most important constituency, however, so the sacred right to brush your teeth with the stuff will never be infringed upon. An anti-masker in Pennsylvania did her research, not on masks but on arcane local procedural provisions, to oust 5 out of 9 of her school board members. Conservatives now embrace QAnon's "liberals are pedophiles", and“great replacement” doctrines, even taking Disney flat-footed.