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Kagro in the Morning


May 3, 2023

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin our present our annual KITM Star Wars Day Eve Special, this year spoken in Shyriiwook for all our Kashyyyk followers! Huurh awwgggghhh wrrhwrwwhw uuh huuguughghg!

Another day, another Tucker Carlson Fox leak. No, that wasn’t why Carlson was fired. That’s how they all talk at Fox. Expect scandalous Tucker Carlson leaks to continue until Rupe’s ex admits that she was wrong to crush on Tuck.

Ron DeSantis isn’t the first child to throw a fit at Disneyworld, and sure won’t be the last. Disney has been setting up to win this case for a while now, and by “win” they mean to make DeSantis and his supporters lose.

That whole thing about law cutting both ways has always annoyed conservatives, chiefly the part about the defendant discovering what the other side has up its sleeve. The Right doesn’t care how much money they need to pour into court manipulation, or who they pour it into, although that is one of the reasons why George Mason University doesn’t call it the David Waldman School of Law.

Bidenomics has replaced Reaganomics, and yet no one seems to be happy about anything anymore. Republicans therefore see little downside in just burning it all down, especially Marjorie Traitor Greene. Kevin McCarthy’s problem is that each Republican House member thinks that they are Marjorie Traitor Greene.

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and debt limit chicken, so nobody will be blinking soon. Democrats have seen this coming however and might have some procedural tricks up their sleeves. Maybe everyone’s been doing the debt limit wrong all along.