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Kagro in the Morning


Sep 30, 2022

Ah... Fall, crisp breezes, colorful leaves, stopgap government funding bills, averting government shutdowns. Everyone except Dianne Feinstein expects them at this time of year.

Once he outgrew his early Saturday morning TV role, David Waldman never imagined that he’d ever need to address flutes again, but now it’s come to this.

In just a few years, Lizzo has won Grammys, Emmys, and hit No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100. But then she decided to be Black, female, and a little too happy with all that for conservatives, appalled at seeing her flaunt her flautist lips all over our revered founding father James Madison’s old flute. This flute has been held in hallowed regard by the right for about 5 minutes now and by tradition should only be playing Aqualung.

A Tennessee lawmaker pointed out the growing crisis of idiot Tennessee lawmakers implying that any school anywhere allows their students to poop in litterboxes. Sculptures of Ron Johnson can be found in various litterboxes across the nation, but if you have to see a life-size scatue, that POS can only be found in Milwaukee. 

U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, biding her time as she waits for an opening on the Supreme Court, threw team Trump a few more bones and some of special master U.S. District Judge Raymond Dearie’s experience and dignity.

Tucker Carlson suggests that the US blew up the Nord Stream pipeline, and Russia loves him for it. Maybe they’ll honor Tuck with a plaque beneath their defenestration window to read on the way down.
 
Donald Trump’s paid speeches make him millions and bankrupt his vendors. Donald Trump makes millions and bankrupts his vendors