David Waldman and Greg Dworkin deliver us to the weekend… well, at least over the hump and toward the weekend:
Remember the October before last? Didn’t Donald Trump tell us that COVID-19 would disappear? Well, Donald’s prescience is not yet quite vindicated. In fact, this will make a lot of people very angry, but enough dimwits have kept the virus stoked to the point that it’s shutting us down once again... and don’t be surprised when you, a smart vaccinated-American, end up with the Omicron variant. Not much can defend against the Persei 8 strain, at least more than just another little booster, which gives 25 times more protection! We aren’t the only ones suffering from crazies. In Germany, treasonous Saxon crossbow-wielding anti-vax death squads attempted to assassinate their Governor.
The GQP plotted to overturn the 2020 election before it was even over. Forget the election, many of them plotted to overthrow the government. But on January 6, Fox Hosts realized their Kayfabe went FUBAR and began to panic. They got over it quickly and moved onto burning Christmas trees and paella pans... but now someone found their emails.
Would Donald Trump ever mislead his own accountants? Manhattan prosecutors would like the obvious answer to this question on the record. A Federal court has ruled that obstructing the electoral vote count is illegal, also pretty obviously a problem for Donald. Trump will deal with these problems the way he always has, by growing old and dying before they ever catch up to him. Proud Boys and Oath Keepers won’t be given that luxury in the DC courts.
An ex-Houston police captain ran a man off the road and held a gun on him because he believed his victim was transporting several tons of forged ballots in his truck. A woman reported a nurse spreading health misinformation. Turns out that might be illegal in Michigan. Book-burners find it difficult to burn e-books.