Jul 17, 2026
David Waldman delivers us safely to the weekend. Even he is not exactly sure how.
It seems like everyone’s trying the new “MAHA Blast” featured at Taco Bell and many other participating outlets… often by surprise. Those “Trump Trots” (Or just “The Trumps“, if you are really in a hurry) are caused by...
Jul 16, 2026
Will Donald K. Trump create a singularity of cretinous lies tonight massive enough to swallow the United States, or will this be his taco of all tacos? There’s only one way to find out, and that is to listen to David Waldman tomorrow describe the Bluesky posts commenting on those who heard about what Trump said....
Jul 15, 2026
David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are here to box up today’s chaos.
ICE has announced a temporary reduction in streetside executions. Federal hitmen do not take out exactly the correct people but at least meet quotas. Susan Collins might be a little concerned that this would happen to her, but Trump could not be
Jul 14, 2026
David Waldman, the guy who brought us “pervert glasses” (Well, not the glasses per se, but the concept of, you know…) brings us the Tuesday KITM:
RIP to who again? Congresspeople are dropping like very old flies. Mitch is that one on the windowsill who started buzzing again. Lindsey had done that a few times...
Jul 13, 2026
Greg Dworkin helped us round up the chaos of this R -1 weekend. Did you have Lindsey Graham buying the farm before Mitch McConnell? What’s the process in South Carolina for replacing Graham? Will Republicans just dip into the loser bench from their most recent statewide primary?
Too soon to start thinking about how...