Feb 9, 2024
David Waldman fortifies us for our weekend with an extra dose of vitamin KITM:
Yesterday was a good day for Donald Trump, and if it was a good day for anyone else, that would be purely unintentional. TV cameras on SCOTUS would’ve revealed the Justices rolling up their Candy Crush scores as lawyers for whomever said whatever. After consideration and debate they will, of course, rule for state’s rights, or not, whatever. Last year Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk ruled against distribution of the abortion pill based on debunked and retracted science. When it comes to the Supremes it should then be an excellent opportunity for the Justices to beat their Roblox records.
Joe Biden was cleared on charges related to his handling of classified documents, breaking the heart of special counsel Robert Hur, who managed to stick a thumb or two into Joe’s eyes on his way out the door to place a couple of downpayments on a few big things. The White House press corps swooped in to get a piece of the President, underestimating Biden, as usual.
Brownshirts wearing red berets assaulted people on live TV, Fox approved. Gops will do anything that TFFG says because they fear retribution, not understanding that Donald inflicts pain because it’s fun. MAGA gets it. The caravan convoy (Convoy = White, heading south. Caravan = Brown, heading north) at the border are heavily armed and drugged and are down for just that kind of fun.
A Florida man found out that his father was vaccinated and he bludgeoned him to death. Last week, a guy found out that his father was a federal employee and decapitated him. Pretty soon that particular demographic will be microtargeted with their own political ads, featuring voiceovers supplied by the voice of the parent they most recently killed. Robocalls with artificially created fake Joe Bidens will be looked back on with nostalgia in the distant future... maybe 6 months from now.