Mar 19, 2024
David Waldman presents today’s Springtime Fresh KITM.
When will Peter Navarro go to prison? Is he behind bars or still in the Papa John’s lot? Lock him up! By the way, is he allowed visitors? And what about Stefanie Lambert, and the rest of the gang?
Did TFFG actually promise rally goers that they would bathe in blood? Not literally! Mike Pence doesn’t endorse getting spanked, but he does support it. Not... literally?
Today we learn that Joan McCarter knows a thing or two about herding cats. She and Mike Johnson know it can’t be done, especially in Johnson’s case, as those cats hate each other. Gops would rather do nothing than do anything, yet they need to do six things before the weekend! Perhaps some Democrats will help them out.
Representatives in Congress and the Senate have learned that they can ignore a lot if they pretend it doesn’t exist. SCOTUS has learned that if they pretend something does exist, they can make a judgement about it. Or, if something contradictory exists. At least 6 out of 9 times. Or, if they believe hard enough. And if they don’t believe enough, maybe they won’t make a judgement about it at all. Even the Supreme Court’s conservatives are fed up with the garbage coming out of the 5th Circuit.
Do Jewish people who don’t love Trump hate their religion? How about Jewish people who don’t love Israel? Seems to be an overgeneralization.