May 1, 2023
It’s May Day ya commies! In fact, it is even if you aren’t. David Waldman and Greg Dworkin frolic and banter around the KITM maypole/microphone today to kick off the month.
Donald Trump’s rape trial reveals Trump’s defense: E. Jean Caroll told Donald no... and laughed, naturally triggering Trump’s rape... am I right guys? Even Trump’s lawyers see this as not a winning gambit but argue that anytime Trump “loses” it would be unfair by definition... Denied!
How is Donald Trump losing his other court cases? Quite bigly! Trump is losing just fine in Georgia, although DA Fani Willis gets some more time to work out how much. Special Counsel Jack Smith must be grinning ear to ear watching evidence pouring in from all corners on everything from Mar-a-Lago to January 6th.
Presented with an opportunity for insurrection, January 6 rioters didn’t need to discuss what to do and didn’t hesitate because they had rehearsed that moment many times in their heads.
Brett Kavanaugh, if your friends take your penis and rub it on an unconsenting girl’s face, they aren’t really your friends.
First Republic Bank fails, is seized and sold. That’s the kind of thing that might come up in the 2024 elections. So will Republicans defaulting on the debt ceiling. Beware Nikki Haley pretending that she’s a moderate… and also Joe F Lieberman.
There’s an art to running for President. Joe Biden has the artist’s touch, all he needs is to do is both keep his brushstrokes wide and pay attention to the details.