Dec 31, 2021
New Year's Eve! Last KITM of the year, the month, the week, and probably even of today. David Waldman celebrates like he did last week for Christmas Eve, by detailing various blood-curdling tales of horror.
Last week the LAPD came to a bicycle lock fight armed to take out the suspect and any Quinceañera shoppers nearby. That officer has been named, but not yet named “Officer of the Year”, a title often bestowed to police right before they’re pulled into court. After 4 killings a Pennsylvania trooper was honored as if he reached a new level on Duck Hunter.
Vladimir Putin sure does miss the former guy. So much so that he just might turn the United States into a pile of radioactive ash and have us buried in stacks of four, covered in lime, and packed down with a bulldozer.
If Putin doesn’t take us out, the US military might in 2024.